Kallmekris Skits you can wear
Low key genius. High key stupid. All Kris.
I'm Kris, the comedian behind Kallmekris. This is my merch: the lines, the moods and the in-jokes from my skits, in gothic and pastel designs.
2020First skit on TikTok
91+Pieces in the shop
50M+TikTok followers
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Put Me In Hell.
Put Me In Hell.
I'll see you there.
Blackletter type, two dark flowering branches and an X-eyed smiley face, with And I'll See You There underneath. The gothic side of my humour, made to wear.
- Gothic blackletter lettering and an X-eyed smiley
- Comes on black and on white
- Several styles, from tees to hoodies
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Three designs our team keeps reaching for, and why.
MMaddie · Orders
Emotionally Offline, every Monday
"The cracked screen and the chains say everything before my coffee does. It's my do-not-disturb sign."
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JJordan · Support
Introverts Social Club
"The worn western lettering looks great on black, and nobody asks me to join anything."
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TTessa · Shop team
Lost In Thought on white
"The pastel clouds and the little floating thoughts make me laugh every time I fold one."
Shop Lost In Thought →Find your line at Kallmekris Merch.
Gothic jokes, pastel chaos and a few things you probably shouldn't say out loud. Pick the design that sounds most like you.
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