Sweatshirts

Kallmekris Emotionally Offline Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

$35.56

A cracked computer wrapped in chains under the words Emotionally Offline, Do not disturb, from Kallmekris, on a unisex crewneck sweatshirt.

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About the Kallmekris Emotionally Offline Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

A Kallmekris design for the days you are not taking messages. Emotionally Offline is set in blackletter over a cracked old computer monitor, its keyboard and mouse bound in chains, and Do not disturb curls underneath in script. A small chain-framed Otto tag sits in the corner. It says what the status bar cannot.

Design

  • Front: Emotionally Offline in blackletter above a cracked monitor, keyboard and mouse bound in chains, with Do not disturb in script below and a small chain-framed Otto tag.

About the Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

The Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt is pure comfort: a warm cotton-polyester fleece that keeps the Kallmekris design crisp and the collar in shape wash after wash.

  • Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Weight: Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching, no side seams
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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Runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up.

Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.

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